Batman: Your parents just died
Batman: And this is crazy
Batman: But here's some hot pants
Batman: So suit up, maybe
Batman: I cope with grief by
Batman: adopting babies
Batman: So now you're Robin
Batman: My sidekick, maybe
The other day I asked my Dad what was the...
His Response: Freedom fries don’t retreat
The year is 2014
Teacher: So, can anyone tell me what PEMDAS means?
Filipino freshman: Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swagg.
*Without realizing what he has done, the student looks around the classroom to look at his fellow students faces to gage the laughter and such. As he looked around he noticed no one was smiling, in fact, everyone had a look of fear in their eyes. The teacher doesn't say anything, he just walks over to the phone. "We've got a turd in the punch bowl." he says. Then the class room starts to rumble, 34 men in white hazmat suits run into the class room and 34 red lasers are placed upon the brim of the Filipino students snapback. He is then shot 540 times.*